Coversation between 2 guys:
Guy 1: Dude, i have applied for a credit card.... finally.
Guy 2: Cool.. from now on you will not have to run after me for online transactions.. BTW, Which one??
Guy 1: ICICI
Guy 2: Have u applied for a simple card or a photo card?
Guy 1: What is a photo card??
Guy 2 (Opening his wallet to take his card out) : Hang On!! Lemme show u..
and then...
Guy 2: Holy Shit!!!! I cant find my card. (He calls home to check if he has left it on the desk, but no success there.) Dunno where i have kept it. Bloody hell i dont even remember when and where i used it the last time.
Guy 1: I think u should call-up the bank guys ASAP and ask them to block the card.
Guy 2 does that and asks the bank to send a New Card.
Circa a week earlier @ a movie ticket counter,
Guy 2 (to the pretty girl at the counter) : Can i have 2 tickets for Phir Hera Pheri for the evening show, please?
Girl: Sure.
Guy 2: Please give the seats as far away from the screen as possible.
Girl (with a naughty smile): Sure sir. Last row from the screen, corner 2 seats.
Guy 2: Ahem, actually am gonna watch this movie with my mom :)
At this the Girl laughs and says "that would be 300 bucks sir" and the guy thinks, "man!!! she is so beautiful". The guy uses his credit card to pay. The girl hands over the tickets to him and he leaves. He watches the movie that evening, with his mom, of course.
Almost a week goes by. One morning in the office, Guy 2's colleague tells him that he has applied for a credit card.
Then it dawns upon the Guy 2. The smart chap forgot to take the card back from the Ticket Counter girl when he booked the tickets. He was so engrossed admiring the beauty that he couldn't care less for his card.
So after work hours he rushes to the ticket counter and meets the same girl. He informs about his goof-up and after a lil searching and some friendly chat with the girl, she hands him over his card, but this time the girl has an even bigger smile on her face and looks even more beautiful.
The guy gets his card back, which is now of no use as it has been blocked by the bank, and moreover, as usual, forgets to take the girl's contact number.
Morals of the story: While admiring the beauty make sure all your valuables are securely guarded and whenever you meet a beautiful, friendly girl, make sure you get her contact number. :)
Oh, by the way, wasn't that a good story?? Now you must be thinking how did I come up with such a story. To tell you the truth, I received my New Card from the bank a week later. :D
8 comments:
but why did you watch phir hera pheri just a week ago? wasn't it released ages back?
Beauty is the wisdom of women. Wisdom is the beauty of men
Wat say??
hehe... your morals r completely corny, man... ghode aur murgee waala tune hee bheja tha na ?
Last part was completely hilarious..never expected it could be u:) lol..poor kartik!!
got it,
so I am the Guy1 who had applied for the ICICI credit card which actually is a GOLD card, but in my case, till date I haven't found such a pretty girl on movie tkt counter........... who is so beautifull so that after looking towards her I can forget to take care of my card or other valuables.............
let's see when I'm going to do ur mistake..........actually I m not waiting for the moment I will forget to take the card back....U know what I am waiting for..??????????????????????
a typical case of man losing his 'senses' after meeting a damsel! the moral of the story is 'be careful the next time coz the next girl might not be as honest to return ur card!'
I hope your card was not misused!Or is it the Christine story repeated Mr. Saif!!
@Jaya - No the card wasnt misused.. apparently not all beutiful girls are "Christines" :)
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